#misc

i was just clearing out my phone and found the following things:


1. one of my favourite routines:

SYTYCD Season 6 Top 10: Jakob and Ellenore - Contemporary by Sonya Tayeh - "Tore My Heart" by OONA & Dave Tweedle

2. A golden piece of advice from Bia, who's currently advising me:

Duuuuude. You can be a professional:

STALKER
Waxing wali aunty
Pimp
Midwife
Pamphlet Distributor

 3. "Tiger in the bathroom (take out before going to be brown)" — an sms that combines two of the silliest sentences Zainab'd and I have heard in a month: 'Tiger in the bathroom', which is something we overheard in the school bus and declared the epitome of randomness, and 'take out before going to be brown', which was the third instruction on a paparh packet.

4. Something about beifh day. Oh, I think that's eid-ul-azha.

5. Holy fuck I just realized that Aloo still has my books. The ones which I gave to her two years ago.


6. I think I had something to share here. OH YEAH, just remembered it. Next post.


7. 
A great philosopher once said
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"MODEL THROUGH IT"

8. What happens when you lose a life on Indian Minute to Win It?
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You get another life, but as a monkey. If you lose another life, you come back as an insect.