Conspicuously enough, we got free red bull outside our school today. Lots of people had some. But it was really weird – I mean, free red bull? What's next, people banto-fying chocolates? Free limo rides? KAMILA SHAMSIE SHOWING UP FOR A FREE SIGNING? (wait that's actually possible)
By the way, red bull really sucks. I had it for the first time – and maybe it's my high caffeine threshold – I don't feel much/any different. It has not "vitalized the body and mind" though it has slightly "improved my emotional status" (but that's probably because caff helps me with stuff). Otherwise it's like, faaltu and tastes weird.
AND I DON'T HAVE ANY FRIGGIN WINGS. MAYBE THEY GAVE IT TO US FOR FREE BECAUSE OTHERWISE WE WOULD DEMAND OUR MONEY BACK.
ZIS ki eid hojati :P
ReplyDeleteI WAS TOTALLY THINKING OF HER WHEN I HAD IT.
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