It sounds funnier in urdu: post three

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This time I'm changing it up: PICK UP LINES!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Kya tum pehle nazar main mohabbat main yaqeen karti ho, ya phir main dobara guzroon?

I hope you know CPR...cuz you take my breath away
Mujhe umeed hai ke tum CPR jaanti ho...kyunke tumhe dekh ke meri saans ruk jati hai.

Excuse me, I've lost my phone number - dya think I could have yours.
Maaf kijiye, mera phone number ghum gaya - aap ke khayal main main aap ka le sakta hoon?

Are you a lumberjack.... cause you give me wood.
Kya aap aik lakarhari hain .... kyunke aap mujhe lakri deti hain.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.
Kya aap ki shalwar main aeena hai? (kyun?) kyunke main apne aap ko aap ki shalwar main dekh sakta hoon. 

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
Oye main khazana dhoondh raha hoon, main aap ke seenay ke ird gird dekh sakta hoon?

Did it hurt? (What) When you fell from heaven.
Kya aap ko dard hua? (Kya?) jab aap jannat se gireen.

Hey do you have an extinguisher cause your on FIRE!
Oye kya aap ke paas extinguisher hai kyunke aap pe aag lagi hui hai! 

Drop The Zero And Get With a Hero!
Sifar ko garao aur hero ke saath hojao.

I'd like to hit that.
Main uss ko maarna pasand karoon ga.


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