more pearls of wisdom from my phone aka i'm brightest when textin'

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"I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex at all, ever. Nothing. And you girls would do well to follow my example." -Lindsay Lohan in Freaky Friday

Ladla gujar. My mom says away from girls. On the back of a car.

Drafts

At night the lonely people come out

Tell us about your near-death experience

Jihad general and cosmetics store and cold drink.

Ok uncle and aunty on motorbike with kids in between. Except the kid who looks sevenish is wearing nothing but a pale pink dupatta around his waist.

If life is all a dream, i want to remember you upon waking.

Received
A. Barbies scare me.
B. The thought of you and a barbie together scares the crap outta me.
-Bia

I accidentally sent Bia an empty message. She immediately replied with another blank message. I texted, Sorry, I didn't mean that. She texted back: But I meant it.

Saadia: Today, I spent a great deal of the morning looking for appropriate cat pictures to attach your head to. Time well spent.

Facebook: You haven't texted us in 58 days. Facebook texts will soon be turned off. Reply "on" to continue receiving.
^I thought this one sounded particularly needy and hence amusing

"My neck REALLY hurts and I'm sure you did something to me yesterday."

Woh team semi final jeet gai
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Faraz
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Jin jambakhto ko yeh nhe pata k noodles khana hay ya peena ;-)

Sir pe undail lo manhoso:p